Jim Zumbo is a Jumbo Dumbo

Recently Jim Zumbo, a name which was unheard to me until now, came out and said some nasty things about "assault rifles" and how "terrifying" they are. Jim is sponsored by Remington, Gerber, and Mossy Oak to name a few. I can foresee that he may be in the unemployment line due to the mounting criticism and anger directed towards Outdoor Life and the fact subscriptions are being cancelled (I'm not even going to bother patronizing their site save for finding more ammo to ridicule their writer) and harsh (but needed) words are being said.

Jumbo is my nickname for the portly hunter who probably makes more than I do in a year for each of his blathering. It's easy to criticize the working American like me who prefers such weapons when they are cheaper, more reliable, versatile, ergonomic, etc. compared to some expensive bolt-action that can't be jarred to hard. Jumbo sure likes things to go his way, we call this a "controlling" type of personality. Jumbo wishes to join the warm Red glow of the Brady Bunch. Little does Jumbo realize is his fancy BAR (Bolt-Action Rifle) will soon be renamed a "High-Powered Sniper Rifle" and his fancy $6K (which he most likely got as a gift for writing a review for the company) shotgun will be renamed a "Short Barrelled Street Sweeper". Jumbo doesn't realize that when these power hungry, goose-stepping, greedy sons of bitches get a hold of my guns (because they are effective in keeping such tyrants in their place) they'll be coming after his. Or maybe he believes selling out the rest of us will earn him brownie (I can imagine him imitating Homer Simpson in showing his delight of the bakery good) points with Hitl..I mean Hillary.

If you love your freedom, your liberty, your right to tell tyrant and thug alike "NO!", then join me and everyone else in BOYCOTTING everything associated with Jumbo. In short, Jumbo, go
fuck yourself.

Don't believe my accusations? Go here http://outdoorlife.blogs.com/zumbo/2007/02/assault_rifles_.html and see for yourself!