Fuck Penguins!!!

I'm seriously tired of all these fucking penguin movies like Farce of the Penguins (I'll divulge on this later), Madagascar, March of the Penguins, and Happy Feet? You know what else means "happy''? GAY!!!! That's right, it really is about gay penguins having gay buttsex on some gay tundra full of gay cowboys eating pudding. Honestly, Gay Cowboys? Did the guy who wrote that movie just decide to emulate the Village People when he smoked his bowl of the chronic and cranked out that crappy movie.

Or what about 300? That movie sucked! I actually walked out of the theater bored to death. The battle scene was all CGI, the fighting was as well, and the actors were pathetic. 300, Happy Feet, Spanglish, etc. All of these movies suck!!!

What's worse, people swoon over these movies and shit saying how great the special effects are. Newsflash you idiots, we don't care about how fancy the wall paper of some simulated room looks like if the characters are awkward and one-dimensional, or when the plot has holes big enough to let a Union Pacific go through.

Now about these Movie movies such as Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Teen Movie, etc. THEY'RE NO FUCKING FUNNY! Christ the chicks in there are somewhat hot but that's about it. Let the idea die. All the people who are buying tickets for these abominations should be cut with a rusty razor blade and then have gasoline and salt poured on their wounds. That'll teach them to help endorse such stupid movies.

Not to mention the movies that were actually good like Indiana Jones, Rocky, Rambo, Die Hard, etc. are now getting sequels well after the actors are past their prime to be in these movies. Hell Stallone and Ford were already climbing up there in years when they starred in their respective films. Let it be treasured in our childhood memories of watching these movies instead of whoring them out to a director who has no idea what the fuck he is doing.

All these shitty movies make me feel like this:

Blasphemous? Damn straight? Religious? FUCK NO!